Monday, October 20, 2014

Cat Logic















Greetings bloglings! Do you remember me? I'm that peculiar red-headed girl who is afraid of oyster crackers and has an eerie obsession with Eddie Vedder's nappy hair.

Now, you are probably thinking that I haven't blogged for half a century because I was off doing all kinds of important fashion-y fun things. Well my friends, if you thought that, you'd be damn wrong. Unless you consider picking up coke cans full of vomit, and pushing three times your body weight in hospital food is fashion-y and fun(which you might). However, I am no longer a pawn in the game of hospital food service, so maybe I will actually blog on a regular basis again(but probably, no way)!

I do have some very exciting business ventures in the works right now and I will be posting about those soon. But for now, here is some useless information I have learned recently:

1. Sometimes bananas smell like trout and they are evil genetically engineered pieces of crap, and they make me wish I would have chosen a different name for this blog.

2. Watching Miranda Sings videos is a really good way to make people move when you want a bench or table all to yourself.

3. Talking to yourself about detergent brands and star-nosed moles is another great way to clear a table... fast.

4. Watching overweight Asian men meet prostitutes off of Craigslist is more entertaining than any Friends episode.

5. waking up sweaty, with a mouth full of cat hair is strangely satisfying.

Well, now that we have that out of the way.... Above you will find some recent outfit pics. you know, since this blog takes a wild stab at being about fashion.

Words of wisdom: "When in doubt, say the internet went out." - Me, on what to say when you forget about those pesky discussion board posts that make up roughly 20% of your grade.

All photos taken by the one and only, Drew Baugh.








Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Sister, Sister





 Today was slightly warmer than the average winter day. Let us celebrate by using yet another new font for this blog! 

 Greetings bloglings. I am currently diving in to a large bowl of pineapple while reading how to unclog a dog's butt. My pomeranian, oh bless her doggy soul... She has a bit of an issue tonight, and given my choice of literature, I am sure you can imagine what kind of issue it is. While her issue may be "crappy" to say the least, she is doing better now and is zonked out. 


You know what I have learned recently? That it pays to say whatever the hell is on your mind. I know it's kind of late in the game to be learning this, but I feel a sense of clarity and release not holding anything back. You see, I am usually very paranoid about coming off as even the slightest bit rude, but sometimes it's necessary. My sister is very good at this. She never holds back when she has something to say, and boy do I admire it! I have been very good about saying what is on my mind over the past month and it will just get easier from here. 

 Speaking of my sister... We posed for a few shots while she was in town this past weekend. We both have a slight clothing addiction, possibly. 

Things that are good. Dates(the fruit, not the awkward inconvenience), sangria, expensive magazines, long dresses and Eddie Vedder. 




Sunday, February 2, 2014

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Readers! Hello, readers?! Are you still out there? Alive? Breathing? As much as I love death, I really hope you are still out there. The bitch is back, in black(and graphic patterns, duh. I have my very own camera now! This blog is going to blow up like Marilyn Monroe's infamous white dress over a steel grate( I almost said like Pearl harbor, but I chickened out). So, how about a little update? 
I have officially developed an addiction to Hello Kitty marshmallows, I have gotten exceptionally good at driving in snow and ice, I have a serious case of college senior syndrome and I have been introduced to erotic chocolate bars. My sarcasm level is at an all time high and I am pretty sure I am the funniest person alive, and I should be the only person to ever attempt to be funny. 
My closet has also grown more fabulous, so be prepared to witness me model extremely high-end pieces in an outdoor setting because I have no other events to wear this stuff to.
I just found out that I enjoy licking chicken wings but dislike actually eating them. How do you enjoy consuming the limbs of poultry? It's really great to be back guys! I can't wait to take all kinds of cool shots for you! Stay tuned.


"You say yes, I say no. You say stop, I say get off the couch and make me raw lasagna." -Said me, just now



Thursday, January 9, 2014

A Storm is Brewing

... It's a new year and new posts are coming very soon! I'll bet you all thought I was decapitated by a French arm wrestler, but the bitch is back and more fashionable than ever!


Saturday, November 2, 2013

In the Middle of the Night, I've Been Stripping in my Sleep





Hi everyone, I am Zom-Brittany

 Greetings blogglings, I am currently on planet "stuffing my face with chia pickle chips and wiping goat slobber off my scarf".... Not in that order, but anyways. This is my first weekend in quite a while without a 6 foot-tall stack of homework and reporting, so I am taking full advantage! I went to an apple festival at Washington Park today... There was an alarming lack of apples present at said festival. In fact, there were none. So I'm guessing the numerous varieties of locally grown apples advertised was code-word for something else. Oh well, I still got to scowl at children and pet some lethargic goats.

 I also stopped in at Myra's Dionysus for dinner. I am becoming a regular because I love everything that place stands for. Myra's has been around long before me and it is still ran by Myra herself. There are so many delicious and healthy options I can barely stand it. Fresh soups, salads, rad daily specials, tons of vegetarian options and the prices are ridiculously reasonable. Why can't we have more places like this?! I basically want to go in there, open my purse and let Myra take all of my money. It's that good folks.

 Before I forget, I have to talk about all of the terrifyingly weird dreams I have had recently. From prancing around work nude, to being chased down and mauled by crazed cat nappers, my dreams have been stranger than usual. Maybe I should stop watching American Horror Story. Or perhaps Oskar's fur releases some kind of toxic fume at night that whacks me out.

 Well my chips are almost gone, in fact I'm just munching on crumbs at this point. Have a fantastic rest of your weekend everyone! Check back soon for more photos that have nothing to do with my blog posts.

 "If at first you don't succeed, eat some expired silken tofu pudding, and try again." said me, just now

Friday, October 18, 2013

Sand and Sunflowers... Meow































 American Horror Story is playing in the background, I ate a whole package of cook and serve chocolate pudding and I am a total pussy when it comes to swallowing large pills...This has been my night.

 Now that I have your attention, let me share the very good excuses I have for not posting sooner. I have been sick(legit-SICK) for weeks and my nose looks like Rudolph. School has been hard and very rewarding!

 As some of you may know, I have an exercise addiction. That's right, my drugs cannot be swallowed, snorted or injected. My drug is the rush I get from a good workout. Anyways, I wrote an article about the negative impact this obsession can have on the body. It is really helping me get over my problem. I went 10 whole days in a row without working out! And I survived. I feel more energized and rested... Wow. It feels good to release my ball and chain.

 For my article I got to interview the beautiful, fit and inspiring Amanda Russell. Just speaking with her was so motivational and encouraging, it really gave me the push I needed to give my body a break. 

 Besides being sick and busy I have had a lot of fun this fall! I recently went to Florida(which is where I got sick)and it was wonderful. I have also done way too much shopping, went to a sunflower festival and I am hooked on American Horror Story.My sweet kitty Oskar is the best 50 bucks I have ever spent, even though her favorite toy is my mac and she enjoys attacking my face in the middle of the night. 

 So, Halloween is coming up and I am going to try my hand at pop-art zombie makeup so stay tuned for pictures:D Also, I will be posting my article about over exercising soon, so keep those peepers peeled!

 "Cotton candy grapes are like Eddie Vedder... wild and so perfect" said me, just now.